Jayson Musson: Ben Kingsley as
Released in a very limited first edition of 200 signed and numbered copies, "Ben Kingsley as" makes a perfect gift for family members who don't understand why entirely white casts in Biblical-era films is even remotely problematic.
Customers in the United States:
Order by midnight, Wednesday, December 16th for arrival before Christmas. Sorry, international folks. We can't guarantee that your postal customs department is going to let this through in time for the holidays. But we'll fucking try.